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Because there isn't enough room on Twitter, and nobody on Facebook cares about how awesome
the new Chris Seaver movie is or how many achievements I got playing DickHammer 2000 or whatever.

Yes, there was a bunch of other stuff that used to be on this website. Some of it (the wiki, particularly) will come back some day.
Other things (the forums, specifically) never will. It's probably your fault, just so you know.